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PAN JIA

2007-02-03T01:14:00.000+08:00

I've MOVED

because of too many sad memories here.

http://kimmiee.com

Fallen me

2007-01-19T00:29:00.000+08:00

Great.
i'm officially SICK!
Give me a HUG someone!
Blocked nose and Sore throat.

Thanks baby for the yummy herbal tea :)
and the medicine you painsakingly got for me.

oh man. the drowsy medi is kicking in.

1 sheep 2 sheep 3 sheep.....

2007-01-16T22:34:00.000+08:00

MOOD= 1/10

WOW WHEE

2007-01-14T23:02:00.000+08:00

my grandma is so stylo :)

On this day

2007-01-14T12:14:00.000+08:00

yesterday, i dragged myself up for work in the morning. and found myself baking cones the whole day. so sian can! i was like staring into space most of the time and burnt countless cones. AHAHA.

baby came after work. he got lost at MSQ. ahaha :) but he managed to find Andersen's. not bad for starters. teehee. then we went to the sky garden. thats a FIRST for me. i've never heard of that before! i know i'm very SUA KU :P

oink oink!

every moment with you is bliss :)

so cute can! :D
thanks darling. for everything.

*****

it was Andersens bbq at ecp at night.
baby saw my colleagues for the first time.
i couldn't take pictures because my phone went flat
for me, it was kind of a sad one.
everyone will be parting ways.
the HQ reshuffled all of us.
the click is separated.
no more working together anymore.
sandy and ching are quiting.
and everyone will be in different branches.
i feel like quiting too.

sigh.

Blues

2007-01-12T21:41:00.001+08:00

its getting harder and harder.
more and more stressful.
though i'm not doing much.
i just don't have the mood.
why does that always happen when its coming to the exams!!!
Grr.

My love

2007-01-10T23:04:00.000+08:00

your favorite pic (:

WAHHHH. resort ah!!!!!
HAHAHA. its just regentville =.=

i finally got u to SMILE :)

********

today i almost cried when my phone couldn't on.
the light was blinkingng on and off non stop.
baby said to leave it for a few minutes and it'll be alright.
true enough, it was alright after awhile.
stupid phone.
i will definitely scream my head off if something happens to it.
i WILL NEVEEEERR QUEUE for hours at wisma just to get it fixed.
Grr.

Hot Hot day.

2007-01-08T23:14:00.000+08:00

Just as Yong predicted, i am going to blog about today,
HAHAHA.
today, we fixed up the circuit for our creative thinking project.
it looks like we aimed pretty high.
And i got do my part okay!!!

its gonna be a sound detecter that can detect the volume level.

HTML test tmr. ahhh.

Double date

2007-01-07T00:32:00.001+08:00

Esplanade.
Oh the fun we had.
with baby, cass & her boy.
and the sexy merlion.

Tried the Spegaddies resturant at MSQ.
It was alright.
Yuan Zhang was working.
but he was too BUSY to stay and chat.

you're all great people .
i'm eager for more to come (:

you make my heart skip a beat (:

To Daniel

2007-01-06T11:26:00.000+08:00

i did all i could to save it.
but you chose to let me go.
no matter what i did.

and now u come telling me things i shouldn't be hearng
all i can say is.
its all too late.
you died in my heart.

wish you all the best
goodbye.

Giggle giggle

2007-01-06T02:35:00.000+08:00

how can i put into words how i feel about you?
you make me all fuzzy inside
your never-ending shower of love
things you do just melt me completely
make me all giggily again.
grrr.

water water already?

haha (:

It's a friday!

2007-01-05T13:44:00.000+08:00

thank goodness for cancelled lecture, i'm here sitting in the library's research carrel with the guys.

well, if it wasn't cancelled i wouldn't go anyway.

lala.

just a few more hours till i see you again :)

but for now, its sleeping time ... ZzZ

2007-01-03T14:37:00.000+08:00

Light, at the end of the long dark tunnel.

First entry of the year

2007-01-02T12:27:00.000+08:00

it was chijmes after countdown.
got drunk.
my very first time.
it sucked pretty bad.
especially the vomiting.
and the wobblings.
i totally embarassed myself can!

stan has great taste.
coke and jim bean whisky is nice.
a first for me considering the fact i dont like to drink.
3 glasses and i was crazy.
yeah lousy i know.
i think i gulped down too much.

what a way to start the new year (:
with friends who will always be in my heart even thou we dont see each other as often as those days.
i feel blessed.

pictures next time (:

2007

2006-12-31T02:10:00.000+08:00

In less than 24 hours more, it'll be 2007!!!!

a new year, new start.

can't wait (:

Andersens outing

2006-12-30T03:46:00.000+08:00

today was fun (:
10 people made it. we went to New York New York at Citylink Mall. they couldn't give us the big table so we had to split into 2 tables. still, we had buckets of fun (:

the other table

all super shy wan. bleah

we squeezed really hard for this photo.

the giant meatball spaghetti i had. not too bad. not too good either.

calamari rings. so crispy. so shoik!

sandy's. ooohh. this one is delicious! the cream sibei creamy ah!

yvonne's. this is exactly like the one above. except different pasta.

the humongous glass of root beer float which erupted onto me seconds after it came. it was superb anyways.

lynette's. it took forever to come. i finished my spaghetti then it came. =.=

the dessert. picture on the menu shows the exact same heartshaped one from andersens. so we decided to try, see which nicer. but it turns out that the pictures cannot be trusted! this is rectangle!

sandy.me

we're like. all ready to jump down. ahaha.

exhausted. 3 days of sleeping so late. die la. cant sleep leh!
humph.

Stupid

2006-12-29T13:21:00.000+08:00

finally man.

its been ages since im able to blog.
stupid thing. HUMPH.
see lah.
i forgot whatever i wanted to say for the past few days.

been sleeping really late these few days.
going to bed at 5 or 6 and waking up in the afternoons.
my clock is screwed pretty bad.

but i can't help it. some how, theres so much better things to do than sleep.
i must be going crazy.

going for andersens gathering later on.
maybe i'll ton with them, maybe not.
looks like tonight will be real fun!

******

its amazing how you can know someone for just a few days
but it feels as thou you know each other for years.
it's seriously amazing. but true!

(:

2006-12-29T13:07:00.000+08:00

once again trying to blog.
fuck blogger. screwed up piece of shit.

Yummy day out

2006-12-27T02:38:00.000+08:00

You lose nothing

2006-12-27T00:47:00.000+08:00

Squeezed my eyes shut as the words went through my head.
i should've known better.
at the end of the day, i still hurt.
urgh i feel stupid.

Smile

2006-12-26T05:10:00.000+08:00

At first when I see you cry
It makes me smile
Yeah it makes me smile
At worst I feel bad for a while
But then I just smile
I go ahead and smile

Happy Christmas

2006-12-25T19:00:00.000+08:00

Christmas was tiring.

was working for the first half of the day (too sad but i needed the money ma). it was my last dayat the bird park. so sad! it was super fun there. pay was good and people were fun.
here's something from the bird show that i've watched 3times!

it's pretty amazing how they can teach the birds how to talk, cycle, skate scoot, raise a flag and PAINT! i really hope there will be another event at the bird park or even the zoo. working doesn't feel like work. i feel more like a tourist instead. hurhurhur. after work, rushed home to get changed and stuff. and met manda for dinner. i loved her dress so much. wait till u hear the unbelievable price! ;)

after that, went to msq to meet yz at his workplace. and lizhi at esplanade to slack at the rooftop something.

stayed out in town to catch the first train home. and i didn't get to sleep till 8 this morning. my feet ached every minute i was walking. and i had no idea why! i chose a low-heeled pair of shoes! maybe i was walking so much i didn't noticed.

Town wasn't as crowded as expected. lesser banglas and lesser snow sprays. caught a movie but fell asleep during half of it. i think i've had enough of loud celebrations. haha.

hope the new year one would be a quiet one with just close friends :)

Cold Saturday

2006-12-23T23:13:00.000+08:00

Tried Soup Resturant at Compasspoint today.
The SanSui Ginger Chicken was superb.
a definite must-try!

my boss is so nice.
i got my full pay even though i didnt turn up on time.

$50 for 6 hrs of slack.

(:

my left knee decided to play me out today.
it's snapping everywhere.
pain like fuck.
grrr.

Baby, you had me at hello.

2006-12-23T03:45:00.000+08:00

when u said those words, "it was over the day i came back from new zealand."

i knew i lost you for a long time.
no matter how i tried. how much i cry.
you told me you're happier without me.

it cuts through my heart like a knife.
to know that you can give me up so easily.
you can throw me away.

i thought we complete each other.
we used to be so right.
so perfect that i myself couldn't believe.

i hate you so much for doing things to hurt me.
but at the same time
i can't help but love you still.

i know i'm just being so silly.
typing to myself.
for you'll never read this.
but i had to pour it out.

i missed you so much.
but i hope i will get over it eventually.
like you did.

life has been so different without you.
but its bearable i guess.
i loved you.
and i still do.

i wanna punch myself for saying all these.
for it just makes me feel worse at the end of the day.

i never wanted to lose you.
but i lost you.

i lost you.

Good 'Ol Friday

2006-12-23T00:26:00.000+08:00

today. yet another tiring day. met yong and lizhi to buy some sound detector thingy at sim lim towers. it was super dry and i felt like vomiting. all because of the dull-looking building. eeks.

after that, met amanda at far east for some shopping. i bought nothing though. too broke i guess. hurhur. then we went off to meet stan at peninsular. he wanted to get his lower lip pierced. OUCH! it's pretty nice i guess, after he got it pierced.

sigh. i've got so much to say but can't put it into words.
grrr. i'm sick of blogging. like anyone reads.

pinch me. please. i can't believe it's really happening.

2006-12-21T23:04:00.000+08:00

I'd love to stay but i know it'll just kill every part of me.

Birds and the Bees

2006-12-21T01:47:00.000+08:00

Here i am, sitting here after a nice warm shower. blogging. i would so love to sleep right now, but i'm waiting for my hair to dry.

yawn! had a super long and tiring day today man.

first off, went to andersens with lizhi to give the verfication slip of our new UOB account so my pay can go straight to that account. then we got to the UOB branch at MSQ to get my new card linked to my account. WHEE. i can finally shop online and pay online! teehee :)

next off was to the library. went through the VB coding lizhi did for our mini proj. it was super long la, like 50plus pages. amazing how he did it.

after lunch, we walked around abit and then i met yuan zhang. for shopping. i think the only place wher u can buy a hell lot of things and still dont spend more than a 100bucks is L.P Zone. their shirts are dirt cheap and yet look great! yuan zhang bought 4 shirts and a jacket for like only $66! we walked around some more and i managed to get my christmas shopping done!

our dinner was at Tampines Mall with dear old casse. i had some U-Mian which sucked so bad i ate half. wasted but no choice! :(

caught the movie "Curse of the Golden Flower". it was alright, though i didnt really understand some parts of it. there was so much killing that i spent most of the movie hiding behind casse. hahaha. yuan zhang was stoned. he can sit there and watch the whole movie without talking or hiding behind anyone.

whee. my hair is dried. night night people :)

Another getaway

2006-12-19T00:57:00.000+08:00

2 weekends ago i went to sentosa for a getaway.

guess where i went last weekend (2days ago)?

to the Swissotel!

MUahaha. it was mom's birthday and the hotel stay gave us the best time relaxing.

night

day

It came and gone.

2006-12-17T17:39:00.000+08:00

tears flowed as i read both past blog entries.

how could i not have seen?

we have been brickering since August 2005.
i can't believe i took all that.

i can't believe how ridiculous i was sometimes.

grrrr. great to have realised from mistakes.

after wearing the bracelet for a year, i think it's time to take it off.

Updates updates!

2006-12-12T03:31:00.000+08:00

Guess where i went for a getaway last weekend?
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wahhaha. its just sentosa :)

this is how the tv looks from the bed. so dumb.

i got the pool view. wheeeee:)

now i know where manda got that sticker on her wall :)

we were walking near the calsberg tower and dad suddenly decided to take pictures with a snake.

damage = $5

look at how freaked out my sister is. wahahaha.

but she managed to touch it.. i think.

had some mini steamboat buffet which sucked coz it doesnt have eggs. which steamboat buffet got no eggs!!!

last but not least.
i was at ikea today. and saw this. WAHAHAHA.
swedish people enggrish poor la.

A final goodbye

2006-12-08T15:02:00.000+08:00

i wish to call you to ask you about your day
to comfort you

i wish to crawl into your bed and scare you awake
like i used to

i wish to soak in the salty waters of sentosa
like we used to.

i wish for you to love me the way you used to
the way you did it, you made me feel like i was the happiest girl on earth.

i wish to hug you and tell you that everything would be normal again
that our love will never end.

but i cant be selfish.
you are begging to be freed.
you'd be much happier like this.

i should have faced the fact a long time ago.
but i chose not to believe.
i always thought that we can make this work.
i always had faith in us.
but i guess i thought wrong.
and ended up feeling worst of all.

i will never forget the great times we had.
the tears we both cried.
the laughter and joy.
goodbye my dear.

Not a good day

2006-12-07T03:59:00.000+08:00

my darling baby crashed. yes. it's the laptop silly. it couldnt stand the harsh pain of partitioning and crashed on meee! turns out i had 10gb of space hidden somewhere and its for that stupid recovery pro. the whole process scared the shit out of me :S

samsung cheat money wan! say 80gb but actual fact is only 70gb for me to use. grrr. thank goodness mama yong went to take it home to nurse it back to health. so for tonght, i'm stuck with the desktop. quite a funny feeling actually. feel lost without my baby. WAHAAHAHA.

gotta go. got a stupid data comm test tomorrow.

It's begging me to revamp.

2006-12-06T14:44:00.000+08:00

i should start working on my blog design once again. hmmm..
lord please grant me time.
for i'm a fussy one.

Birdie Park!

2006-12-05T13:46:00.000+08:00

WHEE. went to the bird park for aire tattoo work for the weekends.

the collections. limited. but cheap. $1 nia.

the "needles"? some kids actually cried when they saw this.
it's an airbrush. it only spits cold air!

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TODAY

some random pic in jj's room

LOOK! it's papa and mama!

:)

2006-12-05T13:18:00.001+08:00

i feel like bouncing.

i feel bouncy.

i'm flying higgggh :)

Money, the root to all evil.

2006-12-02T16:45:00.000+08:00

My life has pretty much changed since i got a job. Almost everything that i needed or wanted has to be charged to my account. And with work at Ansdersens, the pay is never stable. one month your pay can be $5.40/hr, and the next month it can be $5/hr. fuck it man. i'm gonna get another job.

And now, without allowance from parents, i feel like all i can think about it survival, so much so that i can actually take on 2 jobs a day. I worry for my phone bills, which now i pay myself, my meals and more.

i hated to ask money from my parents. It just came to me after secondary school. So i only ask for money when i'm totally dried out. And it doesnt just end there. The money i asked from my parents, i had to return it.

Sometimes i just wish they can understand this. That working and studying in such a hectic and time-consuming course is not as easy as they think it is. But i managed to juggle both.

They wanted me to quit, sometimes they even threaten. but im glad i never did. or else i would probably have perished from Earth by now.

sigh. i can live without allowance. I've been doing it for weeks and i can do it for years. I always believe in depending on myself. i can do it :)

Something random

2006-11-27T05:48:00.000+08:00

bored and well.. bored...

me and me at manda's yellow mirror.

Pain Pain

2006-11-17T14:43:00.000+08:00

Can't feel any worse right now.

Smacked with a headache, tummy ache, flu, bad cough, blocked wind pipes, a sleepy head and a heartache.

i want to sleep forever.

cruel world.

With or without it

2006-11-14T17:06:00.000+08:00

LOVE.

sometimes it makes you tremble with hurt.
sometimes it makes you so happy you can never wish for a better day.

All in one

2006-11-14T15:35:00.001+08:00

WHEE! sorry for the lack of entries. was too tired to blog for the past week. well, now i'm back! i feel like i'm really very late on entries here.

FRIDAY
*********
first of all, the Sinfonia concert last friday was great! some songs were soo soooothing till i slept. super shoik:)

i got the middle row. WHEE

this is the best self-taken photo. bleah!

SATURDAY
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went to work at the Singtel Roadshow.

Yes! it's Andersens!

and we were giving out.....

FREE ICE CREAM!!!

SUNDAY
********

went to ecp to cycle on sunday and saw this beauty!

************

last but not least...

TODAY!!!

after school, we (jiajun, lizhi,yong) went to the seoul garden at bugis for lunch.

it was a 3hr long lunch i must say!

FOOD FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD!

looks like they're fighting for food?

bleah. so serious for what. ahaha

after that, we went to my clubhouse to do the DE proj.

when i first went it was super dark. so i decided to switch on more lights. when i went up to the switches and switched on some lights, the stupid indian security woman shouted a "OEI" to me. she came over and i explained that we were reading and needed more lights. she showed me a charcoal black face and meddled with the switch herself.

i asked her why not on more lights as it was already 7plus. she frowned at me and just replied a "WHAT".

fucking attitude. like hello??? i'm a resident. i deserve better than that u bitch.

she started bitching in tamil about me to her other friend. looking over to us every other second. i was so fed up then. i went up to my hse and told my parents about it.

dad called the main guard house and spoke to the supervisor. the supervisor said he will go down and talk to the bitch.

but we weren' t just gonna let her off like that. dad came down after that to see her. she was still bitching about us. pointing at us and talking loudly to her other colleagues.

my dad fought real well. she was smiling and trembling and denying all the way.

bloody bitch. hope u get fired soon.

go daddy go!:)

All in one

2006-11-14T15:35:00.000+08:00

I'm ball-ess

2006-11-06T16:41:00.000+08:00

just came back from watching The Tiger and The Snow.

it's quite a touching movie.

but still, i catch no ball.

I don't deserve that

2006-10-31T13:22:00.000+08:00

sent my baby k750i for repair today. waited for a full hour before it's my turn. bloody hell. they should have more branches.

also, went to andersens to collect my pay. but turned out that the pay hasn't arrived yet. yong, lizhi and i had hot waffle since we're there.

and i'm pissed.

my waffle came first. and it was badly burnt. like 50% was carbon black. i was shocked that they would actually serve me that. candy told me," noor said if you don't like it then go take feedback form."

it was a joke. but it was shocking for him as assistant manager to make that kinda joke. i know i'm staff. but right then i'm also a customer right? does me being a staff and customer at andersens deserve burnt and smelly waffle?

i'm so disappointed! :(

what i am

2006-10-29T19:08:00.000+08:00

i am...

so sad, i tear
so tired, i crumble
so in pain, i hurt
so confused, i fall
so helpless, i hurl
so not over it, i suffer.

2006-10-29T18:53:00.000+08:00

i've got really cute pictures of niki!

dont know who?

it's the dog of course!

step 1: he climbs onto the chair.

step 2: he tried to climb onto the table. sniffling out some food.

step 3: uh oh. i'm stuck.

step 4: show puppy eyes into the camera. " carry me down pweese?"

the 27th.

2006-10-28T14:55:00.000+08:00

Whats up with the weather! it's super cold right now! BRRRR. :S

Recently, i've been super hooked on the Korean drama Princess Hours.

it's just so sweet!

how i wish there was such things in real life....

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i hate fridays. 5 hours of lecture and 3 hours of lab with only 1 hr break. no wonder i have headaches every friday.

:( it's the saddest schedule anyone can have.

sneak peak at how tired we were :(

we should all go SUPPORT yong! :D

come come! it's FOC.

i'm surprised, i'm that numb.

I wonder how, i wonder why

2006-10-27T05:59:00.000+08:00

i didn't know that being over caring gives someone the title BITCH.

The highs and lows

2006-10-26T15:11:00.001+08:00

i tried my hardest. not to shed a tear when i read his blog.

but failed.

after everything, he can call me a bitch. if it's a competition to see who bring who to the ground first, he's got the champion.

i dont wanna be a part of this. life's too precious crying over something like that.

thats why i removed my last post.

he can say any damn thing he wants about me, i dont care.

*******

woke up at 3.30pm today. was super uber tired! i think it was from all that working on tuesday. i didnt even go to school for lessons.

went to TP for the first time today. but it was already night time. the school looks great i must say. unlike NYP. so the dull. :(

wanted to go to the sports complex to see kitty play, but couldnt find our way! so sad la.

by the time we reached, it long ended.

then went with the vb girls to compasspoint. but the only thing open was the 7eleven. so we grab some instant mee and sat in one corner chatting till near midnight.

i had a really really fun time :)

it really lifted my sprits.

thanks girls ;)

WAHAHA.

2006-10-25T15:51:00.000+08:00

Long day

2006-10-24T14:37:00.000+08:00

sch ended at 12 today. french is gettting harder and harder by the week! BOOHOO! so anyway, since there was so much spare time before me and lizhi start work, the clique and i decided to go to the cafe cartel at marina for lunch.

And.. i dont think im ever going there to eat ever again. the service sucks! just like how most pizza hut's service are. disgusting man! blogging about it makes me sick.

the other 3 of 'em

the leftover: fake-ingly sweet carrots and dry pork.

the soup was cold and watery :S

can i say i enjoy the conversation more than the food?

Beware of Bogus Beggars

2006-10-22T17:07:00.000+08:00

I had the worst beggar encounter in my entire 16yrs and 11 months on earth. i was having lunch at some coffeeshop today when some faggot came up from behind and grabbed my hand.

like WTF!!???

he pressed a piece of paper with what looks like 4D numbers written using a pen into my hand. i replied a kind "no thanks" but instead of leaving, he knelt down and started banging his head on the table saying "i have no money to eat, i have no money to eat" in chinese. still holding on to my hand tightly.

you must be wondering why i didnt scream at him. i was too SHOCKED. i mean, it's not everyday that something stupid like this happen to you.

why i didn't give him? because he had both hands and feet. he can work. whats more, he's YOUNG! like 20-30 yrs old. if he has no qualifications, he could work at MACs or something. at least it's still a decent living. instead of going round harassing the public!

for my case, it's not only harassment. he touched me and wouldn't let go! i could have called the police if i wanted to. GRRRR.

************

went to Vivo City for the 2nd time. it was jam packed!

guess what i saw at the top level!

it's a huge waddle pool for kids!

nothing else nice to see though. i couldn't even see a single MAC let alone find the food court.

i also did my toenails at the just opened Dip In Colors at Hougang Point! LOOK!!!

very retro! :)

they even took a pic of my nails for reference purposes. hohoho.

last but not least...

you never fail to make me smile :)

P.S. now i really think chocolates are the cause of my Eczema. but who can resist chocolate??? :(

from strong, to stronger

Oh My God

2006-10-22T05:42:00.000+08:00

it's the man who leeches off his wife.

Kevin Farterline

My baby is dying

2006-10-22T03:48:00.000+08:00

Something's wrong with Lappie. it's like falling apart. boohoo :(

You had me, you lost me

2006-10-20T16:49:00.000+08:00

you dont even care if you lose me for good.
you think i'd always be coming back to you?

i can give up the world for you.
but, i can also give you up for the world.

i want you, the old you

2006-10-20T14:24:00.000+08:00

heaven it will be
to just be with you, only you
no lies, broken promises
no swears and curses
to love like we've never loved before

what more can i do
for me to mean something
to be a part of your life
for us to be the way we used to

i wish everyday, a mircle
before it's all too late
still, it's just something i can only hope for
for i know you
i know you

blah blah blah

2006-10-18T13:33:00.000+08:00

How wonderful! School started at 12pm! i slept like i never slept before. met dan for lunch before going to school coz i have nothing to eat at home except instant noodles. I used to LOOOOVE eating instant mee when i was younger. Seriously, 2 yrs ago i would rather eat instant mee than eat rice.

anyway, dan was late. which made me late for class. humph! i even had time to vaccum the whole house and took a lo0ng shower and he only came at 11:15am. GRRR.

Oh well. it seems like ever since school started, i have nothing to blog about anymore. BOOHOOHOO. i'm getting borring. :(

New semester, new changes

2006-10-17T12:34:00.000+08:00

Back to school again. yeah it's alright. but i feel the change. it wasn't like what it used to be, and it never will. sigh. oh well.

Marriage

2006-10-16T13:46:00.000+08:00

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

"Well," said her mother, "So how was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mama," she replied, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."

Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home...,PLEASE MAMA!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like: dust, wash, iron, cook..."

"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.

Lawyers

2006-10-15T16:51:00.000+08:00

A Mafia godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks.His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.

When the godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is."

The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is. The bookkeeper signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, and says, "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs to the bookkeeper, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him!"

The bookkeeper signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"

The godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."

Back from the chalet :)

2006-10-13T16:06:00.000+08:00

I'm shagged. Really. maybe its also the fact that i've been silently sick. and furthermore, i'm working tomorrow! dang. but we had tons of fun!!! 2e2 volleyball girls reunited! :) will post the pictures once i got it from jas the lizard.

La Dee Dee Dum.

2006-10-12T03:52:00.000+08:00

yesterday, i had my first tripledate and quadru-date!!!
i'm off to a chalet now.
yes, for the third time during the holidays.
so cya!~

After 4 days

2006-10-10T04:37:00.000+08:00

Okay, it finally sunk in. We're really over.

The Tag

2006-10-07T15:41:00.000+08:00

Sofiah tagged me! So here i am.

1. Single, taken or crushing?
Ans: Single. it's a long story but yeah... single :)

2. Are you happy with your life now?
Ans: Hmm... overall i'd give it a 6/10?

3. When you meet the right person, do you fall in love with him fast?
Ans: No, I'm always doubting myself.

4. Have you ever been heart broken?
Ans: Yes, but i take them as valuable lessons.

5. Do you believe that there are some circumstances, where cheating love is acceptable?
Ans: No, you can only be true to one.

6. Would you take someone back even if he/she cheats on you?
Ans: I believe in second chances but for this case, it's a definite NO.

7. Have you ever talked about marriage to someone else before?
Ans: Of course.

8. Do you want children?
Ans: Of course :)

9: How many?
Ans: Maybe just 2?

10. Would you ever consider adoption?
Ans: Yes, if i'm not able to reproduce.

11. If someone likes you now, what do you think is the best way for him to let you know his feelings?
Ans: In his own special way :)

12. Do you enjoy getting into relationships?
Ans: I would have a funny answer to that. When you're attached you sometimes feel like being single and when you're single, you wanna be attached.

13. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Ans: Nope.

14. Do you believe you can change someone?
Ans: I tried changing people from worse to better, but it never works. So i gave up believing in that.

15. If you could get married somewhere. where would it be?
Ans: On a cruise ship. Oh that would be heaven! :)

16. Do you give in easily when fighting?
Ans: Frankly speaking, i'm quite stubborn. But i'm trying to change that :)

17. Do you have feelings for someone right now?
Ans: I don't know. . .

18. Do you ever wish that you could have had someone but you messed it up?
Ans: Not that i can think of.

19. Have you ever broken a heart?
Ans: Yeah. . .

20. If one day your best friend falls in love with the guy you are deeply in love with, what would you do?
Ans: If she can do that, she wouldn't even be my best friend in the first place.

21. Are you missing anyone right now?
Ans: I'm not sure, still quite stunned from the sudden breakup.

22. Now you have to ask 5 of your friends to do this survey in their blogs. Write down their names in the list below.
Ans:
1. Jas the lizard
2. Lizhi
3. Hector
4. Manda
5. Alison

UberBurger

2006-10-05T08:31:00.000+08:00

baby and i went to Uberburger yesterday because his friend works there as a chef.

the hungry.

we were supposed to take a picture of it the moment it arrived but we were too hungry!

We ordered the UBMonster Burger. It's advisable to share it. the beef patty is like an inch thick! we also ordered a "Squished Strawberries" Thickshake.

look at this humongous bucket of humongous fries! they're like kantung size!

we had free onion rings too. courtesy of the chef (:

and the handmade salad dressing at the side is superb. the best i ever tasted. Yummy yum yum!

the total bill came up to $38.80. quite cheap considering what we have eaten in total. free onion rings... double fries... tons of salad. and a 10% discount.

P.S. it was better than eating the Sakae Sushi buffet! more filling too!

Wedding Bells

2006-10-03T14:48:00.000+08:00

Went to my uncle's wedding at Sheraton Towers. The solumization was held at the poolside. Super romantic! but there wasn't any tears of joy or anything. the whole thing was like planned till perfect.

After that, we went up to the ballrooms for the dinner.

while waiting. . .

those purple drinks you see is called the "Sheraton Special" poured from a 1.5litre 7up bottle. -.-"

me and sisters.

when the lights are off

when the lights are on

the little wedding gift is also very cute! usually its some chocolates... fruit cake... or something edible. but this time, its so much more meaning full!

a little figurine of an old couple sitting on a bench. how sweet:)

ANY place but there

2006-09-30T18:11:00.000+08:00

Yikes! I was finally forced to take the Typhoid Injection! went to Bethesda Medical something at Suntec City. and the service there is horrible. the receptionists have major attitude problem. So what if my jab is sponsored by the company? WE ARE STILL CUSTOMERS AFTER ALL!

Dumb receptionist: Xue Er (softly).

there was no response coz i couldnt hear what the fuck she mumbling.

Dumb receptionist: XUE ER!

fuck la. my name clearly stated KIMBERLY HO XUE ER. who the fuck will call me XUE ER. i will understand if my name is HO XUE ER KIMBERLY.

Me( i walked over and smiled at her) : I'm usually called by Kimberly.

the Dumb receptionist ignored.

"Please fill in this."

she handed me a piece of paper. and all i see is P:___ and E:___.

i asked her nicely what does that stand for.

Dumb receptionist: You dunno english meh? P stands for Patient and E stands for Company.

Fuck her. E doesnt even stand for Company! but i was too nervous about the jab to shoot back at her.

the worse was yet to come.

She handed me 2 slips of paper and a box with the injection needle.

"Okay, you can go see the doctor."

Me: Errrr, may i know which room is it?(there were about 3 rooms)

Dumb receptionist: Room 2 LAH!

like how the fuck am i suppose to know! It was my first time there and they know it too! they were recording my hp number and stuff.

crazy people.

A break from reality

2006-09-28T15:04:00.000+08:00

Went to the boyfriend's chalet, Aranda Country Club(he keeps calling it "Anana"). First impression from the looks of the lobby, i thought we were gonna stay in a hotel or something. But the actual room wasnt that far off from a hotel anyway. 2 bedrooms: 1 master bedroom and 1 room with a connecting toilet to the kitchen. 2 balconies: 1 beside the living room, one connecting the first and second bedroom( the hidden balcony i just found out today!).

Tried some whisky with green tea. Everyone loved it, except me? Green tea i dont like, whisky i dont like. you blend it together and i still WONT like. whisky smells like the RUM in the rum&rasin ice-cream at work. the boyfriend scolds me for insulting the whisky. But it really does smell the same! I guess no matter how i tried, i will never be able to appreciate liqour. the raspberry vodka tasted like cough mixture. and everything just tasted yucky! I'm much better off drinking coke.

in any ways, I had fun :) thank you daniel baby.

Damn

2006-09-22T14:55:00.000+08:00

Dammit. The school's timetable's out. and it sucks big time. i end at 6pm for 3 of the days. and there's no days off! It's worse than the 1st sem man! well, anyway, i got my french elective :) WHEE!

Relief oh relief

2006-09-20T16:59:00.000+08:00

I am finally at ease. because...

I PASSED!!!

well. not only that. but i managed to get more than just a pass! i thought i was going to fail certain modules but it turns out i was just scaring myself, i guess.

Here they are:

Thinking Skills and Problem-Solving: C+ (looks like i can't think)
Computer Organisation & System: A
Digital Media & Design: B
Object-Oriented Programming: B+ (now that is a shocker, i chionged everything in a day)
Database Fundementals: C+
Computing Mathematics: B+
Communication Skills: B+
Object-Oriented Programming Project: B

Grade Point Average: 3.233

Now can anyone tell me the critera for getting into a local University?

The young and crazy

2006-09-18T16:24:00.000+08:00

This is what we do when we get high and crazy during the closing shift. Whee hee hee :D

Same old thing

2006-09-15T13:01:00.000+08:00

As expected, it's now down to Hady and Jonathan for the Singapore Idol finals. Boorrring. it's just like another Taufik and Sly in the first season. But this time, i want Jonathan to win. People noticed that he can sing from the first time he sang on the Piano Show. But Hady? i didnt even notice he's there till a month later.

Vocally, both are just as strong. But looking at who will make MORE money from singing? i mean, its the Singapore Idol after all. you cant be the Singapore Idol and disappear like Taufik. It would be Jonathan. Hady would be like another Taufik. The genre and the kind of songs they sing would be an exact same. In one year to come, Hady, like Taufik, would be nothing much but with just a mere Big Gulp cup.

Jonathan has an identity. While Hady is all over the place. Do you really know the real him? is he punk rock? jazz? r&b? or what? Well. we'll see who Singapore decides on.

Amazing Plastic Surgery

2006-09-14T17:12:00.000+08:00

One fine day

2006-09-13T14:45:00.000+08:00

today i was out with jas the lizard and i saw a pretty thing :)

its a Lamborghini!

well. its nicer if its RED though :( this orange is so... 2D.

IMF, yes its that big a deal

2006-09-11T03:26:00.000+08:00

Today is that IMF thingy day. I dont know whether to be happy or sad. First of all, the security in the CBD area is gonna be super tight! i heard there was bag checking and everything. It would be a hassle going to work wouldnt it? Secondly, the security is soooo tight that the roads would be closed at 10pm. When i finish work, its 11-11.30pm. which means!!!.... no bus home!!! only train! so its either i run, or i sleep at andersen's and wake up for work the next day.

But having the whole world come to Singapore should be a cool thing eh? Westerners are good for the F&B industry. WHY? they tip generously!!! My friend once got $7 from one customer! thats like a whole hour's pay! Unfair!!

well. i better go now. gotta go work again. Since nicoll highway is closed, the 70 bus would take a longer route. BOOHOO. Tata people.. Tata..

Bon Voyage

2006-09-08T15:32:00.000+08:00

Goodness. I'm so tired i can barely walk. Working at Andersen's for 2 days can really bring me to my knees.

Today is Eko's last day of attachment here at Andersen's. It has been 6 whole months since he came into Andersen's to work. He'll be returning to Bali in a few days to complete his studies. Funny but true, I'm kinda sad to see him go. We started at Andersen's the same time and he was always been at there working 6 days a week.

It'll just be so weird for him to be gone as he was the one who mopped the floor every single day without fail. The one who was always doing the dine-in and dishes.

looks like a birthday celebration eh?

its a farewell cake :)

its super tired me and the the last day boy.

Thoughtful Supervisor Noor bought a whole bunch of KFC and Old Chang Kee for us to eat. But i don't think all of us could finish all that food.

Sigh. I haven talked to daniel for about 2 days now. Dont know whats the matter with him. Oh well. I'm too tired to care or to blog. so spare me this time round people!!! All i want is my bed my bed my bed. Nitey mates.

Nokia nokia nokia

2006-09-07T14:28:00.000+08:00

I had work at Q Bar yesterday night. the event was for Nokia's multimedia department. though i dont see whats there to celebrate for them. i mean, Nokia sucks. everyone using Nokia has got to send it for repair in one way or another. i also noticed that everyone at the event either had a N73 or a N80. they should know best whether they suck or not.

one look. tons of ang mohs.

the only thing i was jumping about was that the minimum age for entry is 23!!! WHEEE. i got in!! hahaha. had free drinks and food too. i would have gotten a wine or vodka if i didnt mind the taste.

the fugly logo tattoo.

people started getting a little too high at one point of time and wanted some tattoos at the butt. i mean seriously! they started taking off their belts!! but luckily we closed before they can really decide on anything.

after work, i went to walk a little. and i saw this amazing thing...

the raining tree!

i was sitting beside it. and all of a sudden. it just rained!!! only that part of the sky rained!!! i initially thought they were fliming some show. it was creepy yet funny.

well, gtg! work at andersens. Tata :)

Downhill is the word

2006-09-06T04:15:00.000+08:00

The Crocodile Hunter passed away yesterday! His death is a shock to most people, and that bloody stingray should die. growing up, i used to watch his shows and always wondered why he loved crocodiles and the wildlife so much. well, at least he died doing what he loved best. May the hunter rest in peace.

The chalet was sort of a flop. though we enjoyed parts of it, there were many downs too. many of us weren't happy about being bossed around, and that made most of our mood pretty bad. that leads to another problem with sofiah coming to the bbq with her boyfriend. i hope everyone can understand how i feel when i had to painsakingly fight with daniel about him not being able to come because of the rule that disallow us to bring.

We are all humans. and we want to keep our boyfriends/girlfriends safe. There's seriously nothing wrong with that. I'm feeling guilty for not letting daniel come. i could imagine how he felt, me staying at the chalet with no girls at all.

Sigh. well, whats done has been done. and i hope the next time (if there's really still a next time), everyone can bring whoever they want, as long as they pay. the feeling of having lack of funds is terrible. it's like the chalet cannot go on because why? No money. like WTF.

Through this chalet, i've seen many true colours. and from this chalet, i can tell who my friends really are. Sad but true.

PARTAY TIME!

2006-09-01T03:27:00.000+08:00

WHEE. time for chalet!!!

How can i not know?!

2006-08-29T11:01:00.000+08:00

Computer Org exam today was chicken!!! super duper EASY!!! i knew how to do every single question. except one. What does DVD stand for? like WTF!!! how can i forget that!?!?!? the whole world must be laughing at me now.

Collection of payment for the chalet started today. looking at the amount i've collected, it seems like we might have to down grade the chalet. please people :( please make this an enjoyable chalet and come.

Happy Anniversary

2006-08-28T12:44:00.000+08:00

Many entries in my blog has got painful and sad rantings about me and daniel. The lying, the hurtful words, the breakups. And eventually, the forgiveness. Life has been a rollercoaster ride since we got together.

I remembered how happy i was the day he popped The Question. All i could do was sit and smile, thinking how lucky am i to have found a guy as caring and wonderful as him. His undying level of energy and cheerfulness warms the hearts of many, including mine :)

I've made mistakes, and thinking that breaking up was the only solution. But it's only running away from the many problems that we have. But we could never stay apart for long, because life without him is way beyond the normal daily routine.

We were made for each other:) And i would never trade him for the world.

I love you baby. I really do.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY DARLING.

Warm Welcome

2006-08-28T12:17:00.000+08:00

We welcome yet another blogger into the blogging world.

OH YONG LIANG

More like Singapore Idiot

2006-08-26T14:11:00.000+08:00

It's like AIDS. people die and you can't really do anything about it.

This week's bottom 3.

Paul will be the next Joakim once Joakim is gone

poor nurul. she doesnt deserve this. at least not that soon.

yeah yeah. look who's the happiest of us all. the sucker.

BOLLY BOLLY!

2006-08-25T16:12:00.000+08:00

WHEE. MIT0604 is gonna have a chalet over the holidays!!! hopefully everyone goes. *crosses fingers* it's gonna be a blast:D

Should you be Institutionalized?

2006-08-24T14:50:00.000+08:00

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a room with or without a view?

Now what the heck is that!?

2006-08-19T00:27:00.000+08:00

WHAT THE HECK! HOW CAN THIS EVER EVER EVER HAPPEN!!???!?

The 3 gods and goddess of Singapore Idol at the bottom

There is seriously something wrong with singaporeans. Can't you all see that bloody Joakim can't sing for nuts??? He's humiliating himself week after week, causing sane people (insane people are those that vote for him) to hate him more and more. We'll see how far he goes. THAT LUCKY IDIOT. He's ruined the chances for many potential winners in the competition. How on earth did he get into Singapore Idol in the first place???

<-- poser

REASONS ON WHY JOAKIM IS STILL IN THE COMPETITION:

1. He's got personaility
2. He's cute ( in one way or another).
3. He's a chick magnet (never underestimate the power of the female fanbase).
4. His parents are filthy rich (they probably spent their entire savings to keep him in every week).

REASONS WHY HE SHOULD GET THE HELL OUTTA SG IDOL:

1. He's a poser who act like he can sing but he obviously can't.
2. The sight of him smiling like a stupid monkey when he sings monotonely sores the eyes of thousands of viewers.
3. He's better off twisting balloon animals at some kid's birthday party.
4. To save his face. yes he look like an idiot right now.
5. This is Singapore Idol, for people who can sing, not for monkeys and baboons.

He better be out next week or he would be the most hated baboon in Singapore.

ASSICONS

2006-08-18T07:39:00.000+08:00

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"

Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

So which ass is yours?

Bite the bullet

2006-08-03T10:47:00.000+08:00

the database test today was horrible. PUI. thank goodness it's only 30%. hopefully my other 70% is decent. the next thing i'm super worried about is my programming finals. dang. i better get everything into my head by then or i'm screwed.

Re-Re-Vamp

2006-08-02T13:11:00.000+08:00

ahhh! i just posted. but blogger ate my post :( so now i have to reblog. well. as i was saying. my blog is going through re-renovating right now. according to YONG liang, i used the source code as the template for the blog and my new posts couldnt be seen. so THANKS to YONG LIANG who is helping me fix nice nice. I'll treat you to dinner soon okay?

anyway. yesterday was fun. we had a 4 hour breakso we decided to go play pool. it was technically my first time playing pool. so was yong liang fizah and sofiah. but yong liang played the best sia! the ball can bounce to the floor and rolllllllllllllllllllllllll.

us:)

there's yong with the training stick and lizhi at the back.

the Charlie's Angels

Haja and the Angels

me and hahahahaja

me and YONG LIANG

me and lizhi.

yawn. its getting late. time for database. exam tmr!!!! ahhhhhhhh!

Re-Vamp

2006-07-31T15:42:00.000+08:00

i feel good, lalalalalala. as you can see. i redid my blog! wheeeeee. at least i dont have to stare at all the stupid red crosses anymore. and in return for that, i have a huge headache. serves me right for planting my nose at the screen for so many hours. haha. well, its late. nitey people:)

The Break Up

2006-07-30T13:53:00.000+08:00

i just watched the movie, The Break Up. and boy i'm feeling really sad now. not because it had a sad ending but because the plot was similar to my current relationship. i thought that the jennifer aniston and vince vaughn would get back together in the end, but i guess things were much more complicated. and it just can't be solved by just an "i love you" or by bringing up the sweet memories.

IT'S UGLY PEOPLE.. SIMPLY UGLY

2006-07-28T16:32:00.000+08:00

Looking at my blog is an eyesore right now. the blogskin is screwed up because the bugger's server got some problem. i avoided the blog completely as i couldnt stand the sight of it and i guess the number of readers also went down too. too ugly a blog to view perhaps. so anyway. i couldnt wait any longer as i have tons of things to blog down.

these few days have been rather stressful. we had to hand in 2 major projects and 2 tests in 1 week! and fail means fail. i would have to repeat and be separated from the class. the whole week i've been worrying about grades grades and grades. this is way worse than the Olevels. so those who thought the Os are the biggest hurdle in life, i'm sad to say you're wrong.

i'm also starting to regret about wanting to study this course. when i first entered, i thought Multimedia and Infocomm Technology was mostly about MULTIMEDIA. with photoshop and animation stuff. but to my surprise, it was more of programming. and whenever i tell people i'm in Multimedia and Infocomm Technology, the first thing they said would be, " that one mostly programming one leh." and i'm like, yes thank you. i know so please stop repeating.

i wanted to upload the truckloads of pictures from the past few weeks but its getting late. and i would rather sleep than sit here in front of the com. so see you tommorrow. perhaps.

I do not exist.

2006-07-18T15:08:00.000+08:00

Have you ever felt like you are fucking useless as a girlfriend/boyfriend? and whatever message you want to get thru your boyfriend/girlfriend's head has to be brutally and inhumanly (tears and quarrels) hammered into the skull by humongous force? If you share the same experiences, welcome to the club.

Right this moment, i'm being protrayed as a naggy old hag. And why is that so? Because someone doesn't appreciate when i care. He takes it as i'm controlling him. Somehow, i'm feeling its like a fucking huge crime to care. Its like volunteer work - you don't have to do it but you still do and get dirt in return. Is it fair?

Case 1:
You call A to wake him up for school (out of kind heart) even though you're rushing for school as well. Now remember, it's not your responsibility to call and wake A up but you do it anyway. Why? Because you worry for A's already-low attendence. But guess what you got in return? A CRANKY BUTT ANSWERING YOU FUCKING RUDELY!!! I mean, the least you could do was give some thanks right?? Will you ever wanna do that good deed again? NEVER!But you still continue to take in all the bullshit given by A and you continue to call him every single morning just to wake him up.

Case 2:
5.30pm: A came to you can complained that he has tons of school work to be done and he has to stay up all night to do it. You sympathize with A, and therefore, you told him to go home straight after dinner to get it done. He said yeah, he was going to. When you call him at 9.30pm, he's still roaming the streets. And you would be wondering, " you not zidong (automatic) wan ah?". You know you have tons of school work but you still want to "take care of my social life too" and " I can't just can't stay at home all day right." Faints.

To whom it concerns, i don't mind to call you to help wake you up. but you have to help yourself too. You don't just go out and party and expect me to wake you up on time. The least you could do was sleep earlier instead of working so hard at your social life. You can have a thousand friends, but you may not have a true friend. i'm sure you're old enough to know that. when you fail your semester, you think your friends will care?

Question to readers:
Would you still bother about this ignorant person? Or would you still painsakingly wake him and get the ocassional bad attitude? When things like this happen, i can totally understand why and how my mom felt when she nags at me.

Chalk drawings from Julian Beever

2006-07-12T13:17:00.000+08:00

Julian Beever is a British artist who is famous for his art on the pavements of England, France, Germany, Australia and Belgium. His art's particularity amorphous. His images, drawn completely flat, look 3-dimensional when viewed at the right angle. Truly AMAZING!

The image below has been taken at the wrong angle

This is the same drawing seen from the correct angle

How Two Russian Journalists Cooked an Egg with their Mobile Phones

2006-07-11T16:02:00.000+08:00

Vladimir Lagovski and Andrei Moiseynko from Komsomolskaya Pravda Newspaper in Moscow decided to learn first-hand how harmful cell phones are. There is no magic in cooking with your cell phone. The secret is in the radio waves that the cell phone radiates.

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The journalists created a simple microwave structure as shown in the picture. They called from one cell phone to the other and left both phones on talking mode. They placed a tape recorder next to phones to imitate sounds of speaking so the phones would stay on.

Conclusion 1: Cooking eggs with mobile phones is possible but very expensive ($4.55 or 123 Rubles)

Conclusion 2: All this talk of danger is exaggerated; even if your brain gets cooked, it would take a couple hours of talking on a cell phone.

Conclusion 3: We do not recommend carrying cell phone in your pants.

Dinner at Cafe Galilee at Cine (yuck)

2006-07-10T13:59:00.000+08:00

Yesterday night, daniel and i had the worse dinner ever. We were at Cineleisure, wondering what was good for dinner. Well, its actually him who's hungry. i ate dinner before meeting him.

so we were walking walking walking, and as greedy as he is, a "free flow of soup" sign caught his eyes. and that sign was 2 levels above us. tsk tsk. the power of hunger, it gives you eagle eyes. so we went up to take a look at the place.

Cafe Galilee. it's located on the same level as the cinema. had a nice ambience. with sofa seats and everything. so we thought, hey, maybe this place serve good food. the ordering style is like cafe cartel, you have to fill in the order sheet yourself.

so i ordered a Cookies & Cream milkshake...
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... and regretted it right away after the first sip. because it was super diluted. i could hardly taste the cookies. so i wasted 6bucks excluding GST on drinking diluted milk. you can actually get a packet of full cream milk from NTUC for $1 and it still tastes better than that stupid milkshake.

the so-called waiter was also stupid. he cannot speak for nuts. he was so rush in his questions that no one can hear a thing. me and daniel had to say dunno how many "huhs" before we know what the heck he was saying. yeah yeah, i know you know your product so well that you can say it through your burps, but please you're serving US not YOURSELF, you moron.

before tasting the Cookies & Cream Shitshake

after tasting the Cookies & Cream Shitshake

Daniel was lucky. he had ordered a chocolate caramel shake something. and it tasted much much better than the Shitshake.

Shitshake and Chocolate Caramel.
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after trying his chocolate caramel, my Shitshake tasted like ice water. seriously. this cafe ought to be sued under the yummy food law. and oh yah, they ran out of the "free flow of soup". they didnt even filled it up until much much later! and by then, we were already 3/4 full. what bad service man. i hereby swear i'm never going back there ever again.

well. here's a picture of me forcing a smile

the food. it's called Ocean's eleven... or was it twelve...?

testing phone camera. i look dead thou.

some random photo taken with his new phone. do we look like we're meant to be?

Lucy Liu's Daughter.

2006-07-10T07:43:00.000+08:00

i tried this on Myheritage.com and this is the result!

Hatim, the fug.

2006-07-07T13:00:00.000+08:00

i cut my hair yesterday. gone all the curls. i dont know if this is a good idea. but its time for a change :) well. i got back my maths quiz results today. i would say its alright. 73%. the whole class passed, except for that bloody gay hatim. he pulled the percentage of passes from 100% to 95%. want to see pics of him? i mean.. her.

here's the gayest picture.

touch and touch and touch the fugly hair.

Amazing Elephant Memory

2006-07-06T03:22:00.000+08:00

A man was on holiday in Kenya. While he was walking through the bush,he came across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot. There was a large thorn deeply embedded in the bottom of the foot. As carefully and as gentlyas he could he removed the thorn and the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stared at him. For a good ten minutes the man stood frozen --thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. For years after, the man remembered the elephant and the events of that day. One day the man was walking through the zoo with his son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to where they are standing at the rail. It stared at him and the man couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.

After a while it trumpeted loudly; then it continued to stare at him. The man summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure.He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. Suddenlythe elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, killing him.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

True? False?

2006-07-05T14:09:00.000+08:00

Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false?

1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.

3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.

4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.

5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!

6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.

7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.

8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.

9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.

10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

11. The average housefly lives for one month.

12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.

16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.

17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.

18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.

19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie."

20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.

21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.

22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.

23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.

24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.

25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.

26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.

Got it figured out?????????
They are all true....Now go back and think about #16

Wasn't so bad after all

2006-07-01T13:31:00.000+08:00

phew. the math test wasn't that bad after all :) i even finished 30mins earlier. guess i have have too much of a phobia already. hurr. hopefully the result is good too. oh well:)