Real 911 calls, believe it or not!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one??
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

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Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?

Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.

Dispatcher:Is this her first child?

Caller:No, you idiot! This is her husband!

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And the winner is..........

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Dispatcher: 9-1-1

Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.Darn..I think I'm going to pass out.

Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?

Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Damn...

Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way.?Are you an asthmatic?

Caller:No.

Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having troublebreathing?

Caller: Running from the Police.