KimoLand: August 2006

How can i not know?!

Computer Org exam today was chicken!!! super duper EASY!!! i knew how to do every single question. except one. What does DVD stand for? like WTF!!! how can i forget that!?!?!? the whole world must be laughing at me now.

Collection of payment for the chalet started today. looking at the amount i've collected, it seems like we might have to down grade the chalet. please people :( please make this an enjoyable chalet and come.

Happy Anniversary

Many entries in my blog has got painful and sad rantings about me and daniel. The lying, the hurtful words, the breakups. And eventually, the forgiveness. Life has been a rollercoaster ride since we got together.

I remembered how happy i was the day he popped The Question. All i could do was sit and smile, thinking how lucky am i to have found a guy as caring and wonderful as him. His undying level of energy and cheerfulness warms the hearts of many, including mine :)

I've made mistakes, and thinking that breaking up was the only solution. But it's only running away from the many problems that we have. But we could never stay apart for long, because life without him is way beyond the normal daily routine.

We were made for each other:) And i would never trade him for the world.

I love you baby. I really do.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY DARLING.

Warm Welcome

We welcome yet another blogger into the blogging world.

OH YONG LIANG

More like Singapore Idiot

It's like AIDS. people die and you can't really do anything about it.

This week's bottom 3.

Paul will be the next Joakim once Joakim is gone

poor nurul. she doesnt deserve this. at least not that soon.

yeah yeah. look who's the happiest of us all. the sucker.

BOLLY BOLLY!

WHEE. MIT0604 is gonna have a chalet over the holidays!!! hopefully everyone goes. *crosses fingers* it's gonna be a blast:D

Should you be Institutionalized?

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a room with or without a view?

Now what the heck is that!?

WHAT THE HECK! HOW CAN THIS EVER EVER EVER HAPPEN!!???!?

The 3 gods and goddess of Singapore Idol at the bottom

There is seriously something wrong with singaporeans. Can't you all see that bloody Joakim can't sing for nuts??? He's humiliating himself week after week, causing sane people (insane people are those that vote for him) to hate him more and more. We'll see how far he goes. THAT LUCKY IDIOT. He's ruined the chances for many potential winners in the competition. How on earth did he get into Singapore Idol in the first place???

<-- poser

REASONS ON WHY JOAKIM IS STILL IN THE COMPETITION:

1. He's got personaility
2. He's cute ( in one way or another).
3. He's a chick magnet (never underestimate the power of the female fanbase).
4. His parents are filthy rich (they probably spent their entire savings to keep him in every week).

REASONS WHY HE SHOULD GET THE HELL OUTTA SG IDOL:

1. He's a poser who act like he can sing but he obviously can't.
2. The sight of him smiling like a stupid monkey when he sings monotonely sores the eyes of thousands of viewers.
3. He's better off twisting balloon animals at some kid's birthday party.
4. To save his face. yes he look like an idiot right now.
5. This is Singapore Idol, for people who can sing, not for monkeys and baboons.

He better be out next week or he would be the most hated baboon in Singapore.

ASSICONS

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"

Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

So which ass is yours?

Bite the bullet

the database test today was horrible. PUI. thank goodness it's only 30%. hopefully my other 70% is decent. the next thing i'm super worried about is my programming finals. dang. i better get everything into my head by then or i'm screwed.

Re-Re-Vamp

ahhh! i just posted. but blogger ate my post :( so now i have to reblog. well. as i was saying. my blog is going through re-renovating right now. according to YONG liang, i used the source code as the template for the blog and my new posts couldnt be seen. so THANKS to YONG LIANG who is helping me fix nice nice. I'll treat you to dinner soon okay?

anyway. yesterday was fun. we had a 4 hour breakso we decided to go play pool. it was technically my first time playing pool. so was yong liang fizah and sofiah. but yong liang played the best sia! the ball can bounce to the floor and rolllllllllllllllllllllllll.