Re-Vamp

i feel good, lalalalalala. as you can see. i redid my blog! wheeeeee. at least i dont have to stare at all the stupid red crosses anymore. and in return for that, i have a huge headache. serves me right for planting my nose at the screen for so many hours. haha. well, its late. nitey people:)

The Break Up

i just watched the movie, The Break Up. and boy i'm feeling really sad now. not because it had a sad ending but because the plot was similar to my current relationship. i thought that the jennifer aniston and vince vaughn would get back together in the end, but i guess things were much more complicated. and it just can't be solved by just an "i love you" or by bringing up the sweet memories.

IT'S UGLY PEOPLE.. SIMPLY UGLY

Looking at my blog is an eyesore right now. the blogskin is screwed up because the bugger's server got some problem. i avoided the blog completely as i couldnt stand the sight of it and i guess the number of readers also went down too. too ugly a blog to view perhaps. so anyway. i couldnt wait any longer as i have tons of things to blog down.

these few days have been rather stressful. we had to hand in 2 major projects and 2 tests in 1 week! and fail means fail. i would have to repeat and be separated from the class. the whole week i've been worrying about grades grades and grades. this is way worse than the Olevels. so those who thought the Os are the biggest hurdle in life, i'm sad to say you're wrong.

i'm also starting to regret about wanting to study this course. when i first entered, i thought Multimedia and Infocomm Technology was mostly about MULTIMEDIA. with photoshop and animation stuff. but to my surprise, it was more of programming. and whenever i tell people i'm in Multimedia and Infocomm Technology, the first thing they said would be, " that one mostly programming one leh." and i'm like, yes thank you. i know so please stop repeating.

i wanted to upload the truckloads of pictures from the past few weeks but its getting late. and i would rather sleep than sit here in front of the com. so see you tommorrow. perhaps.

I do not exist.

Have you ever felt like you are fucking useless as a girlfriend/boyfriend? and whatever message you want to get thru your boyfriend/girlfriend's head has to be brutally and inhumanly (tears and quarrels) hammered into the skull by humongous force? If you share the same experiences, welcome to the club.

Right this moment, i'm being protrayed as a naggy old hag. And why is that so? Because someone doesn't appreciate when i care. He takes it as i'm controlling him. Somehow, i'm feeling its like a fucking huge crime to care. Its like volunteer work - you don't have to do it but you still do and get dirt in return. Is it fair?

Case 1:
You call A to wake him up for school (out of kind heart) even though you're rushing for school as well. Now remember, it's not your responsibility to call and wake A up but you do it anyway. Why? Because you worry for A's already-low attendence. But guess what you got in return? A CRANKY BUTT ANSWERING YOU FUCKING RUDELY!!! I mean, the least you could do was give some thanks right?? Will you ever wanna do that good deed again? NEVER!But you still continue to take in all the bullshit given by A and you continue to call him every single morning just to wake him up.

Case 2:
5.30pm: A came to you can complained that he has tons of school work to be done and he has to stay up all night to do it. You sympathize with A, and therefore, you told him to go home straight after dinner to get it done. He said yeah, he was going to. When you call him at 9.30pm, he's still roaming the streets. And you would be wondering, " you not zidong (automatic) wan ah?". You know you have tons of school work but you still want to "take care of my social life too" and " I can't just can't stay at home all day right." Faints.

To whom it concerns, i don't mind to call you to help wake you up. but you have to help yourself too. You don't just go out and party and expect me to wake you up on time. The least you could do was sleep earlier instead of working so hard at your social life. You can have a thousand friends, but you may not have a true friend. i'm sure you're old enough to know that. when you fail your semester, you think your friends will care?

Question to readers:
Would you still bother about this ignorant person? Or would you still painsakingly wake him and get the ocassional bad attitude? When things like this happen, i can totally understand why and how my mom felt when she nags at me.

Chalk drawings from Julian Beever

Julian Beever is a British artist who is famous for his art on the pavements of England, France, Germany, Australia and Belgium. His art's particularity amorphous. His images, drawn completely flat, look 3-dimensional when viewed at the right angle. Truly AMAZING!

The image below has been taken at the wrong angle


This is the same drawing seen from the correct angle

How Two Russian Journalists Cooked an Egg with their Mobile Phones

Vladimir Lagovski and Andrei Moiseynko from Komsomolskaya Pravda Newspaper in Moscow decided to learn first-hand how harmful cell phones are. There is no magic in cooking with your cell phone. The secret is in the radio waves that the cell phone radiates.

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The journalists created a simple microwave structure as shown in the picture. They called from one cell phone to the other and left both phones on talking mode. They placed a tape recorder next to phones to imitate sounds of speaking so the phones would stay on.

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Conclusion 1: Cooking eggs with mobile phones is possible but very expensive ($4.55 or 123 Rubles)

Conclusion 2: All this talk of danger is exaggerated; even if your brain gets cooked, it would take a couple hours of talking on a cell phone.

Conclusion 3: We do not recommend carrying cell phone in your pants.

Dinner at Cafe Galilee at Cine (yuck)

Yesterday night, daniel and i had the worse dinner ever. We were at Cineleisure, wondering what was good for dinner. Well, its actually him who's hungry. i ate dinner before meeting him.

so we were walking walking walking, and as greedy as he is, a "free flow of soup" sign caught his eyes. and that sign was 2 levels above us. tsk tsk. the power of hunger, it gives you eagle eyes. so we went up to take a look at the place.

Cafe Galilee. it's located on the same level as the cinema. had a nice ambience. with sofa seats and everything. so we thought, hey, maybe this place serve good food. the ordering style is like cafe cartel, you have to fill in the order sheet yourself.


so i ordered a Cookies & Cream milkshake...
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... and regretted it right away after the first sip. because it was super diluted. i could hardly taste the cookies. so i wasted 6bucks excluding GST on drinking diluted milk. you can actually get a packet of full cream milk from NTUC for $1 and it still tastes better than that stupid milkshake.

the so-called waiter was also stupid. he cannot speak for nuts. he was so rush in his questions that no one can hear a thing. me and daniel had to say dunno how many "huhs" before we know what the heck he was saying. yeah yeah, i know you know your product so well that you can say it through your burps, but please you're serving US not YOURSELF, you moron.


before tasting the Cookies & Cream Shitshake


after tasting the Cookies & Cream Shitshake

Daniel was lucky. he had ordered a chocolate caramel shake something. and it tasted much much better than the Shitshake.


Shitshake and Chocolate Caramel.
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after trying his chocolate caramel, my Shitshake tasted like ice water. seriously. this cafe ought to be sued under the yummy food law. and oh yah, they ran out of the "free flow of soup". they didnt even filled it up until much much later! and by then, we were already 3/4 full. what bad service man. i hereby swear i'm never going back there ever again.


well. here's a picture of me forcing a smile


the food. it's called Ocean's eleven... or was it twelve...?


testing phone camera. i look dead thou.


some random photo taken with his new phone. do we look like we're meant to be?

Lucy Liu's Daughter.

i tried this on Myheritage.com and this is the result!

Hatim, the fug.

i cut my hair yesterday. gone all the curls. i dont know if this is a good idea. but its time for a change :) well. i got back my maths quiz results today. i would say its alright. 73%. the whole class passed, except for that bloody gay hatim. he pulled the percentage of passes from 100% to 95%. want to see pics of him? i mean.. her.


here's the gayest picture.


touch and touch and touch the fugly hair.

Amazing Elephant Memory

A man was on holiday in Kenya. While he was walking through the bush,he came across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot. There was a large thorn deeply embedded in the bottom of the foot. As carefully and as gentlyas he could he removed the thorn and the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stared at him. For a good ten minutes the man stood frozen --thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. For years after, the man remembered the elephant and the events of that day. One day the man was walking through the zoo with his son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to where they are standing at the rail. It stared at him and the man couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.

After a while it trumpeted loudly; then it continued to stare at him. The man summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure.He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. Suddenlythe elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, killing him.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

True? False?

Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false?

1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.

3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.

4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.

5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!

6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.

7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.

8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.

9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.

10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

11. The average housefly lives for one month.

12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.

16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.

17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.

18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.

19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie."

20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.

21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.

22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.

23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.

24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.

25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.

26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.

Got it figured out?????????
They are all true....Now go back and think about #16

Wasn't so bad after all

phew. the math test wasn't that bad after all :) i even finished 30mins earlier. guess i have have too much of a phobia already. hurr. hopefully the result is good too. oh well:)